I hate the New York Mets

5 years? Fine, we're rebuilding.

10 years? This is getting a little stupid

20 years? What the fuck are we even doing?

20 fucking years since this team was able to make the playoffs. I'm so fucking tired of being disappointed over and over and over again. Yet I come back every year for the same exact shit. A brief ray of hope that the team might be above average, right before a slide back into the river of shit mediocrity.

For god's sake, every time I hear about 9/11, the only thing I can think about is fucking 9/11 happened the last time this team made the playoffs.

What the fuck am I supposed to do here? I will come back every year for this slop and eat it up like the disgusting little piggy I am. I know winning isn't everything, but please just make the fucking post-season again before I die.