He gets his bedtime treat at 9:30 and it just turned 9:35. He’s starting to worry that I have forgotten.

I found my first mag behind a sketchy Winn-Dixie in North Carolina with my friend back in 1995 when we were in middle school. We were skateboarding this sick 3 stair with waxed ledges on the side when my friend went up onto the loading dock and discovered this yuuuuge stack of porno mags in various variety - lots of piss ones though for some reason. We started shoving as many as we could down our pants because his mom was going to pick us up soon. Just as we were about to walk away, looking like we were dressed in fat suits, this crazy and jacked af dude busts out the loading dock door and starts chasing us while shouting in Russian. I'm assuming he worked there and these mags were expired/about to be picked up by the distributor or whatever. We hopped on our boards and flew out of there like Marty McFly. Later we sold the mags for like $20 each to our horny friends.

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