Heading to federal prison mid march

Fart on other inmates' mattresses to assert dominance. Take risks and gamble for commissary to gain respect. You're safer when you're in debt, the person you owe will protect you to get what's owed to them. If they change their mind, get in debt with another inmate.

If someone is being mean, don't hesitate to hit the call button and tell a guard. Make friends with all of the guards, make sexual advances to all of them, maybe you'll get lucky and one will help you escape.

This is what I did and I made it out alive, only having been stabbed 27 times. Most of my time was spent in the infirmary, which is definitely the place to be if you're gonna do time.

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