My schedule is horrible. I do a lot of freelance work, and I'm quite often doing jobs when most people are off from work.

I have a lot of body image issues. I'm fit and tall, but I have a lot of awkward stretch marks from growing fast, as well as weight fluctuations through out the years when I used to do a lot of weight lifting.

I'm dead sober. I'm also in DC. Most people in DC put "happy hour" on their resume.

I fucking hate lawyers. Read above.

I'm some mutated version of an introvert. I like being social, but I usually get annoyed by other people.

I can be way too brutally honest. This normally means I keep my mouth shut concerning certain things, and try to use tact to get around it. Sometimes this doesn't work. Sometimes people say they can take it, no, no you can't. I may be a hot mess, but trust me, if I tell you my observations of you, I am most likely going to emotionally cripple you. Not many people like it when you can predict their behavior.

I don't really enjoy dating, and just want to skip to the relationship part where we can cuddle and do nothing while something on Netflix plays all day. No chill, just netflix and cuddle, but I have to do the dating part first. I just want to sit next to you while you eat your cereal, or you are half sprawled over me while on your laptop and I'm playing Hearthstone or some nonsense.

My social circle is tiny.

I do really well in real life meetings with people, online, not so much. I can not become emotionally attached to a profile. So I feel like I am basically talking to my screen. I can not maintain much enthusiasm for that, and if we don't meet relatively soon, I just lose interest. The second I feel like I'm leading the conversation 100%, I either drop it, or straight up try to arrange a meeting. Any resistance, and I fade.