Hello from the future

Actually though fuck beans. I hate beans. Fuck you beans fucking die. Not Mr.Bean he chill. But beans. No nuh uh. Tiny little shits that leak their shit juice ew no. LIKE WHO THE FUCK EATS BEANS FOR BREKFAST. I never hated a fucking plant so much at least try to taste good. They don’t even look good, brown shits. Instead of me sleeping I’m fucking raging about beans. FUCK BEANS BRO. HOW DO I BLOCK BEANS IN REAL LIFE. Beans fucking... DISGUSTING LITTLE SHITS LOOKING LIKE DOG SHIT ON A PLANT. Why oh why when God make vegetables and went on to brown town did he put a small version of a potato that is just shit instead yummy? Oh OOHHHH I GET IT. Beans are punishment. I wonder how they get their beans in hell. Like you have to work SO DAMN HARD TO GET SUCH SMALL LITTLE SHITS. There’s nothing good coming from beans. Actually fuck beans. I’m serious if your a bean fuck you. I’m filing a restraining order on your brown a-

your bean ass.

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