Hahaha enjoy the misery, asshole. You team sucks. You have NO quarterback. Your owner is joining the biggest failure of a presidential administration in US history. The best QB in your team's history is a drunken buffoon who disgustingly hits on ESPN reporters on live television. Your coach is a boring, lifeless muppet. We destroy you every single season. When you do have success, your blowhard, ignroamus of a coach blows his entire preparation load on beating us in one game that you completely embarrass yourself the following week. Your best player in franchise history joins us for one goddamn season and wins the fucking Super Bowl, then signs a huge contract with you as his body falls apart. You're so epically, hilariously bad that if you went 6-10 many would consider the improvement enough to save your coach's job. Your team will suck for years to come, amd there's nothing you can do about but literally cry as your watch your entire organization shit the bed for 16 straight regular season games.

Anf Master of Puupets is still the best metal album of all time.