After school, two friends were filming a movie for a class. They had a borrowed (enormous) camcorder, and the movie was 'ninjas take over the school'. They asked me to come because my brother had some guns that would look good in the film.

School was out and the building was mostly empty. We walked in with an AR-15, sawed-off shotgun, a couple rifles, and my brother's muzzle-loading revolver. Also had a couple bandoliers of large rounds around my chest, for that Rambo look. As we entered, the principal happened to be standing in the center of the lobby.

Principal: those aren't loaded, right?

Us: Nope.

Principal: Ok. he walked away.

We filmed our movie and went home.