"Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over."

I’m the opposite, because of statistics. Statistics show that cops rarely ever have problems and when they do it ends up on TV nation wide. Cops getting killed in traffic stops, on the other hand, is a much higher number.

And higher than both of those are the statistics that I will die from a traffic accident. Seriously, you shouldn’t be afraid of the cops, you should be fucking terrified of the road period. Pedestrians aren’t much safer either.

40000 traffic fatalities a year in the US. Over the course of your entire life, there’s a greater than 1% chance you die in a car accident, which could happen any day you’re on the road.

Cops? Maybe you’re unlucky to be the less than one in a million who have an issue with a cop. You could be part of the 1/~100 who die in a car accident.

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