so hey, while I was away for the past few seasons..

Trust me, I'd like to joke around with O&A stuff but I seriously had to stop listening to Opie because it was putting me in a bad mood every morning. So once you tune out, you're kind of out of the loop as to what's happening. And then I don't have time after work to listen to Ant's show.

I was wasting too much time joking around here. I got a serious situation with my job being a major problem. And then as I get older can barely handle it. Other jobs are all worse. So how you gonna get out of the hole. Takes money to make money. Meanwhile I've got a few hundred business ideas I thought of over the years but can't do anything with them because you'd have to be a millionaire first. Can check those out here. lol.

http://fotki.com/funbusinessideas/

That'll keep ya busy for a few weeks. A decade of rambling on. heh!

So i'm there.. how would i make money from nothing. Well tunes you can and these days might be able to without being signed to a label. Trying to go at this shit one single at a time. Oh until I'm 50, so 7 years then i'll have to change game plan. I'd like to tell you guys about my recent shit but I can't have pests hounding my stuff eh.. hahahah..

Here, I'll upload my 3 tunes so far since last fall, to this clyp.it site so you won't know my band name and then I don't get hounded by you wonderful fellows.. but you can still checkout some of shit I'm busy with instead of joking around here. lol. Hang on. I think it shits up the quality a little bit but at least it's anonymous. lol..

animal noises tune

https://clyp.it/be1eksfr

fuck, do people hate that tune.. they hear a few seconds and shut it off.. hahahah!!! So it's 10, 1min mini tracks. Galloping horse beat thruout and other animal noises for melody.

Then ya got this one.. Tried to make beats with Nintendo NES noises.. those start halfway. Fuck was this tune nuts.. I was dealing with hundreds of tracks. Meanwhile people hear it, they go, too busy.. sucks.. hahahah.. I used to play 8 bit nintendo in the late 80's so i think it's kinda neat. lol. People fuckin hate my music though.. hahahahaha. Fuck do i ever get down-voted and ignored out there.. hahahaha

NES nintendo noises tune

https://clyp.it/3i2ggde5

Then ya got this one.. this was the first single with the new band name. I was testing out trying to make text to speech sing and found this vocaloid program. Usually it's japanese but got these fake chicks to do ouhs and ahhs.. Thought it was enough crap going on so left the other shit unsubstituted. lol. It was kinda neat though they'd think, hey you're pals with this chick.. hahaha.. yeah my virtual blow-up doll buddy. lol.

synthetic chick singing tune

https://clyp.it/mso52bjd

So that shit is more of a "normal" tune.. i like the experimental stuff. Next one i'm supposed to be working on right now instead of wasting a day here like i did.. well its with dog noises where they bark the melody.

However, i'm fuckin breaking down fast.. I caught this fuckin nasty cold 3 months ago. Haven't been sick in YEARS. Wasn't no regular cold.. I think it's some kind of mutated ebola virus cold or something.. heh.. It took 3 weeks to get back to half normal. Then couple weeks after that, thought I was getting a scrotchy throat again but brushed it off.

Then fuckin last week.. full blown aids cold is fuckin back like a holy shit of a motherfucker.. this time it got into my lungs there past couple days. You should hear me wheezing with this shit in my vocal chords.. sounds like some horror movie noises like seriously. The guy downstairs in the apt below must think i seriously got them full blown aids....hahahah.. Using a god damned box of kleenex a day.

So yeah not fuckin fun as you approach 50. And then with my job shit, always some kind of bullshit with destabilization of the status quo. I just want some stable bullshit to work on my shit eh. And then ya got the money situation with things wearing out and breaking down left and right. Yeah money, nice try with needing some of that but just have to duct tape whatever's a problem. lol.

Trust me, after the shit i'm dealing with out there, you guys seem like nice guys. At least you're not uptight like most people out there. It's all about that sense of humor.. and yeah, that's what opie needs to grab these days.

ok so i'd like to fuck around joking around, i catch a buzz off it laughing when the real world crumbles.. so yeah i wasted too much time fucking around and gotta try and deal with that instead.. ya know what i mean.

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