[HighIight] Embiid throws an elbow at Gobert but somehow gets rewarded with an and-1

I used to come to reddit for this all the time. Really it was something I didn't even have to think about. I didn't care what it meant for other posters - i was coming for this. Im not proud of it but I was a very dominant commenter in /r/nba. People who I replied to would get smacked with downvotes while I would be awash in a torrent of upvotes. Others near me in the thread knew they should watch out because my wit and rhetoric skills left no room for error. Needless to say I knew exactly what to say to embarrass errant users with lesser statitical analysis. But eventually I realized hurting other people was a bad thing even if it came easy. There's no doubt in my mind there is a match with destiny coming for those who would tempt linguistic fate with their narrative prominence. Alas, watch closely for sometimes verbal oneupsmanship is no longer fun when people are too scared to reply to your comments anymore.

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