Hillary Clinton: "I support paid mods for Skyrim"

She's a she

-She's fat

-She's old

-She's a baby boomer

-She's a member of the wealthiest 1%

-She's the face of establishment politics

-She's a globalist neo-con

-She's of, by, and for the collusion between big govt and big corp

-She's a shameless liar

-She's the most non-transparent politician in history

-She has stroke-induced brain damage

-She's a cuckquean

She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person. But wait, there's more:

-She was fired from the Watergate investigation for lying and being unethical

-She lied about being named after Sir Edmund Hillary

-She lied throughout her Whitewater scandal

-She lied about taking "sniper fire" when visiting the Balkans during 90s

-She lied about Benghazi

-She lied throughout her email scandal and continues to lie about it

-She lied about being broke after leaving the White House

-She received millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs for speaking engagements

-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from Goldman-Sachs, JP Morgan, and Citigroup

-Her "charity" received tens of millions of dollars from China, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Qatar, and the UAE

-She supported the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt and Turkey

-She voted for the Patriot Act twice

-She was "adamantly against illegal immigration" before she was for it

-She was opposed to gay marriage before she was for it

-She approved the sale of U.S. uranium to Russian nuclear corporations in exchange for millions of dollars in donations to her "charity"

-She gave out eight Secretary of State's Awards for Corporate Excellence, and seven of them were given to corporations who donated millions to her "charity"

She is literally every reason not to vote for a politician all rolled into one person.

TL;DR- I love Hillary.

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