In hindsight what's the cringiest thing you've ever done?

My life is full of cringe moments here are a few:

Put my dick up to the tv and started jerking off to a mario game while is i was in the living room. My parents where in the next room over.

I was at a freinds with about 4 other people. I was dared to put a icy hot patch on my ballsack. After i did i started screaming and wipped off my pants and ran into the bathroom. Then I washed my balls off in the sink.

Was playing hacky sack with a few people in high school. We were passing it around in a circle and I proceded to try and snatch it of the air while someone kicked it and I broke my finger and started crying. I was a senior in high school.

Me and a few people were hanging out at my house eating chinese food. I dropped some on the floor and instead of cleaning up I decided to push it under the couch with my foot while i was talking and everyone was looking at me. I never cleaned it up.

Got blackout drunk one night and decided to call everyone on my contacts list which was about 50 people. All i remember doing was waiting for them to pick up the phone and then immediatley puking in the toilet.

I went on a feild trip in middle school to a water park. I wore a bathing suit probably 2 sizes smaller than it should have been. It turns out the crotch area got ripped out somehow, so i was walking around the place all day with my dick and sack hanging out. I couldent for the life of me figure out why no one wanted to talk to me or sit near me.

Some other things i did were, invite a girl on a date to the movies and not say a single word to her for about 4 hours, throw a lighter into a fire and stand there until it blew up in my face, wrote crapstick in the dust on a tv screen and got suspended for it, yelled extremly loud after a hockey game was over and made almost everyone at the rink leave, and multiple awkward eye contact with random people.

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