I used to wear 3D glasses from the cinemas with the lenses poked out, and thought I was super cool and hipster with my "nerd" glasses.
I once thought running down a dirt hill after it had rained would allow me to catch an earlier train. I ended up slipping in front of half my grade.
A guy once confessed to me through a poem that he sent over Facebook and I responded with "WOW. THAT'S COOL!"
I went through a Kate Middleton phase where I was obsessed with her, and had an Instagram page dedicated to her.
I used to pose in front of a camera when I was like, 12 and try to take "tumblr" photos of myself.
I decided going on a no-sugar diet was a good idea and on my first day of work training, I fainted.
Going on a NO-SUGAR diet.
I used to call myself an "otaku" and thought anyone who watched Bleach, One Piece, Naruto, or Fairytail were "fake."
Used to be a Belieber and Directioner too and thought that every "fan" was fake if they didn't know the members' birthdays.
I have a REALLY flat-chest and my mom, thinking I was a late-bloomer, would buy me bras that were one or two cups larger, making me wear them because she didn't want to accept the fact that her daughter has small boobs. So I wore bras that were super large for like 2 years of my life.
Branching off the bra story, I went overseas and wore my huge-ass bra with a strappy singlet. Saw a guy I really liked and tried talking to him. Afterwards, my sister told me that since my bra was so huge, when I bent over to talk, if you were standing in front of me, you got a full view of my non-existent chest. Maybe that's why he didn't respond to any of my questions and tried to leave.
I was working at cash register at my workplace and a couple came up to order. After ordering, I was meant to ask "Can I have your name please?" to label the order, but I accidentally asked "Can I have your number please?" At least the partner didn't fume? They laughed but looked concerned.
Maxi dresses were super "in" a few years ago and I bought this cheap one from Best & Less to wear, wanting to spite this girl I didn't like. Came to class wearing it and upon seeing it, she straight out tells me that "there's a chocolate stain on your maxi dress." I never wore a maxi dress again.
A guy standing 30cm from me threw a frisbee at me during a game and I couldn't catch it.
I burn fried eggs. I volunteered to bake brownies for an event at school and burnt both batches. I once forgot to butter/oil a pan before making eggs. I once made cupcakes and forgot to put eggs in.
I believe in "virginities" like penis virginity (never seen a penis before) etc.
When I drop a piece of food, I wave it around to make the bacteria on it dizzy so they can fall off.
I use the words: cringe, legit, and legitly on a daily basis.