Hi js1999,
I have 4 years of SEO experience writing content and copy for websites as well as content and copy for blogs. I'd love to be considered for your witty product description project. Currently, I write for an internet marketing agency, and quite literally write all the blogs and website copy for 40+ clients.
Outside of work, I have a wife, a daughter, and a son on the way. I'm quite screwed. I'd like to be able to work us out of debt and that's why I'm seeking part-time work in addition to my full-time job.
I'm writing to be considered for this project (in addition to needing money) because I'm a huge nerd for, and addict of, gaming and mobile tech. These are my ideal topics to write for and the ones I am best at... Hmm, maybe that's why I need additional income?
Here are three examples of what I've written most recently: http://www.hillmuth.com/type-of-gasoline-matter.php http://www.ericpakulla.com/ (everything) http://www.hilltoplawn.com/tips-hiring-lawn-mowing-service/
If you're ready to go, I could have any project you need back to you within 24 hours (within reason).
Best, -IckyKarma