Got real banged up at he beach while visiting 2 friends. I met this girl and was heading back to her hotel to bang until her friend got all pissed off at something probably related to not being able to go into their hotel for a bit. During this time my friends leave me for their 20min drive back to their house. I had paid for a $40 cab ride the night beofre and did not want to do it again so I start a drunken walk home. During the walk my mind goes fuck that try and hitch a ride. I got picked up by some Colombian guy in a brand new Mercedes SUV. I think oh this is great I'm getting a ride from someone who isn't going to kill me until I realize this dude is rich as fuck from Colombia so he's probably running blow (Stereotype and a little racist but I have a small town mind. I'm sorry). All in all I got dropped off a few blocks from their house and did not get coerced into having cocaine shoved up my asshole. Good night