HMFT after I get out of my car and get crushed

Yeah, pretty much expected. The license plate looks Russian. His behavior and the car pretty much lead me to assume it’s a female driver (about 99.9% certain a guy would have gotten out of the car/ the guy would not have let it slip so easily otherwise). The BMW 1 SERIE in that condition indicates that the driver is at least from the upper middle class (ie a very close relative or she herself is part of the oligarchy).

Do not fuck with these bitches. Best advice I can give you if you ever end up in Russia. They were taught their entire lives that they stand miles above you. They run you over and then act like nothing happened. Because, more likely than not, nothing will happen. Seriously, she probably stopped thinking about this whole ordeal 5 seconds after it happened and forgot about it by the time she was at the next stoplight.

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