Homie cock rating guide

  • Bonus Points

As there are many features of cock that can be taken into account, but are not officially implemented, they have been compiled into a bonus section. This section is optional! Bonus points include but are not limited to:

  • Balls: Quality and weight of balls
  • Veins: Quality of veins
  • Friction: How smooth or rough is the skin of their cock?
  • Circumcision: Are they circumcised?
  • Taste test: WARNING! Always say no homo before beginning!
  • Other: Can their cock do a cool trick? Can it breathe? Can they spin on it like a bey-blade? Who knows what marvelous things might happen?

Evaluation

Once you have finished reviewing their cock, it is finally time to give it a rating! Refer to the table below which includes your tallied score, their rating out of ten and a wacky verdict!

Tallied Score Rating (__/10) Verdict
> 50 10 Monster Cock
45-50 9 Fantastic Cock
40-45 8 Epic Cock
35-40 7 Great Cock
30-35 6 Nice Cock
25-30 5 Good Cock
20-25 4 Decent Cock
15-20 3 Lame Cock
10-15 2 Disappointing Cock
5-10 1 Cringe Cock
< 5 0 Garbage Cock
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