In honor of Thanksgiving, who’s your most ridiculous, weird, or creepy relative?

Nothing reddit worthy, just my aunt/uncle. She's border line an alcoholic. He's the same, two DUIs too, but owns a company. If he leaves her, she takes half. If she leaves him, she only gets half which won't last forever. She hasn't worked in the 30 years I've been alive. Their kids are not into the age of having kids, so she's enjoying playing grandma. They take separate vacations, do separate things...just live under the same roof. I could visit (don't live near them) and invite all my family out for dinner. If I called him and asked him to join, it would be, "Sure, but (her), I don't know what she had planned tomorrow, but I'll let her know."

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