Pooping feels great. Even diarrhea cause it's like you're pissing out of your asshole. The only time pooping is not all that great is when you've got an impacted bowel. And you don't know it until you're right smack dab in the middle of taking a shit. So you're grunting and trying not to push hard enough to cause a hernia or pop loose your lower intestine; but nothing's happening. So you do the only thing you can. The only thing that all of your senses and instincts are telling you to do. Dig it out. So you bring your finger to your face to examine what's about to happen. Almost as if giving your finger a mental pep talk. Then you lean to the side for easier access to your gaping asshole as you push your finger inside your already slightly stretched asshole. Stuck in that position because the clogged shit just on the other side of your sphincter won't allow it to close all the way. So you push your finger to the side of your inner shit log. Feeling your finger scrape and squeeze between your inner bowel and the wicked hard shit. That's when you curl your finger, like when you were first clumsily going after your first girlfriends gspot. Just digging everywhere with your hooked finger. Trying to dig that cemented shit brick by filing it down some on the edges so it'll fit through your asshole. Little chunks of newly loosened shit plopping out of your bootyhole that come flying out as it's flung by your finger. And you feel it. That mass in the lower part of your ass is getting smaller. So you scrape more. So you scrape faster. Oh god. It's there. You've done enough. You bring your shit soaked finger back around to your side, only to hold on for one last push as you grit your teeth together and push the last bit of poop out. There you are. Exhausted. Sweating. Feeling violated. And your finger is covered in shit up to your third knuckle. You worthless sack of shit. But you did it. Your asshole isn't gaping for release anymore. So you wipe and wash your hands. Then maybe some rubbing alcohol to try and get at the stink finger. And you take a break. Somewhere. Anywhere. Just to get horizontal and rest. Because you've just made it passed the toughest shit of your life.