How do you apply for immigration? What could be the easiest country to get into?

Look man, i dont know you or whats your background, but im going to assume a few things:

1- your a saudi male, of a relatively young age ( <35 ) [since your name is AkAdude and posting on reddit]

2- You are well educated [since u speak english fluently]

3- You are not poor [since u have access to the internet]


Now, why would u want to immigrate?

Most people immigrate due to financial concerns, looking for a better opportunity to make more money and a better life. But since u are educated and not poor, i assume thats not the case for you.

Some people immigrate to avoid oppression, and i dont mean fluffy concepts like "not having freedom of speech is oppression", i mean real hard-core oppression: Slavery, Forced Prostitution, False Imprisonment, etc.. I assume thats not the case for u as well.

So what reason do YOU have to immigrate?

Im sure u traveled around for a bit with your family or friends, u feel frustrated because u cant have a drink here legally, u feel frustrated because u want to get laid but "our society rules are destroying my game". U feel frustrated because u want to go out on twitter and say some shit about some princes, but u are afraid of the gov coming after you.

I dont know how to say this politely, but:

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOU SPOILED FUCKER!

want a drink? man up and get a dealer.

want to get laid? work on your shitty game, half the people here are getting laid despite the rules.

Hate your family/social situation? Man up and move out, change to another city. Better yet, move to dubai or qatar.

Im sick and tired of seeing saudi youth pretending that everything they dont like about their life is somehow the fault of our society. Its not, YOU are the problem! u are not happy because u are expecting someone else to do it for you.

If you immigrate to any country in the world, they will not greet you with beer, blackjack, and hookers. The best case scenario is that they give u a shitty job, ask u to pay crazy amounts of taxes, and you will be disconnected from any support u had previously either financially or emotionally.

U might have a romanticized view in your head of yourself cleaning tables, with a blond gf by your side, and enjoying life. That will never happen! whatever problems u have now are coming from yourself, and changing your country will not solve that.

/r/saudiarabia Thread