How are you planning on seducing your hot cousin this Thanksgiving?

I came home from high school one day giddy because I had met a girl and we really hit it off. I was telling my mom about her and obviously what her name was. My mom points out that she has the same last name as Grandma before she got married.

My mom says to ask this girl if her mom and dad are Bob and Nancy. I go to school the next day (We didn't have cell phones then folks) and ask her, sure enough they are. We start talking about family and how my mom knows her, and it turns out her grandma is named Beatrice which just happens to be the name of my grandma as well...

This was in small town Appalachian country so yes, we were something like 2nd cousins.

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