how can I get a couch lock feeling?

Buy some cbd drops/ candy/ eliquid. I have one battery for CBD one for the fun stuff and whenever I want to level out or feel more or less tired or more or less physical/mentally impacted i just adjust to get where i want. Its like getting to choose exactly what type of stoned you want to be except i also purchase indica carts 90% of the time cuz the terpz do matter in one way or another. A sativa cart with the same exact amount of thc gets me substantially less baked than an indica cart no matter what every single time. Thats probs just body chemistry though. In any event if you cant get cbd eliquid (dont see why you wouldn't as it takes effect much faster) and have to get edible CBD make sure you take it atleast an hour before you intend on hitting the pen for a couchlock feeling. I also second the guy farther down this post who suggested drinking one very hoppy IPA to induce similar effect but you def shouldn't make a habit of using one substance to increase the efficacy of the other.

Just ask your plug for some sedating indica carts, he can prob find you some if you give him enough time. Just tell him you'll buy a bunch at once if it achieves the feeling you want (like at least ten) and i guarantee you he'll not only find them but will have tried them himself to make sure its Gucci and have more respect for you because you know your shit and werent afraid to ask and give you a better deal. Trust me he's going to want to find those if you want more than 5 of them because he knows that you'll just go to someone else that does have them and then hes sol. No one ever gets anything that they don't ask for. Phrase it as "bout to be asking around for a bunch of quality indica carts to knock my ass out when im trying to get to sleep, figued id ask you first bc you always do good business (or some shit like that)" let him know in a nice way that you have other connects and he is your first pick, that you want to give him money and the only thing holding him back from that $ is the fact he doesn't have it. He will feel more obligated to complete your task and he'll feel good about himself at the end of it. Win win situation

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