:-) Sorry man. I got my first girlfriend when I was a Senior in high school. It was when I had a job and had stopped trying so hard, and just started saying Hi to this girl I kinda liked. One day I called her and said, "Hey I have good news and bad news. The good news is I'm gonna take you to dinner and a movie, and then we're gonna get desert afterwards." She said "What's the bad news?" I said, "You're driving." She picked me up in 15 minutes.
Now I am 45. I found out the other day that my wife was cheating on me, and I wasn't gonna be having sex any time soon. So I told her i was buying a Fleshlight because I wasn't gonna lay like a dead fish next to her while we worked out our problems and just ... give myself a hand. I saw these things about 8 or 9 years ago and always wanted one.
It feels fairly real, but of course, if you have not had sex that doesn't mean anything. I guess I'd just say that someone should take time with it. Don;t use too much lube. There are porn videos that show a chick dumping a load of lube into it and then jacking a guy off but you do not need much. And too much lube in it too much, especially if you already wetted the thing by soaking it in hot water. I didn't get the shower mount or the VR stuff.
One thing I saw on here was that you should use it when you actually feel horny, not just because you have it. I guess I have found that to be best too. When I'm done I put it around the bathtub faucet directly and let the water flush it out. It can blow up and stretch out like a balloon if the pressure is too much so be careful. When I am done I spray it with the FleshWash and kind of roll it around in a U shape. Then I set it up to dry. When its done in a few hours, I have a gallon freezer bag filled with Corn Starch that I put it in and shake it around. Sometimes I remove it from the bag and put it in the container and set the lid on, but I keep it in my closet ad I never have the lid close completely. The amount of care it takes to keep it nice means that you should not over-use it, because its gonna get tiring. But it sure is nice to have. Good luck with yours.