How can I make myself stronger?

Develop your strongest muscle, your brain, by sitting on the couch all day thinking about how you can use your immense cognitive ability to manipulate the environment around you rather than waste time at a gym. As you lounge on your couch, eating Doritos and drinking Mountain Dew, your thoughts traverse multiple dimensions, space, and time. Suddenly, as if waking from a dream you realize that you've achieved everything that is and could ever be in the multiverse. Sadness creeps in as there is nothing new to surprise you, no power great enough to challenge you, and you are empty and alone.

With a snap of your fingers, you are back on the couch, eating Doritos, and drinking mountain dew. A fading memory whispers "there are things more important than unlimited power...memes...memes...memes...me...me...s..s..s..."

Hope this helps. Together we bulk, Wheymen.

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