How do I decipher ''real advice'' from ''troll advice''?

Dear posters of reddit.

My name is Dr Craig Williams. I am MrMayhems Psychiatrist. He is highly dangerous at the moment and I have asked him to take a pain killer of some sort. He has been speaking to me for some time. Records show his blood pressure was taken just now with the nurse. He is talking vague. I am with him and we are talking to him. We are witnessing him right now.

He is on my coach and as a sign of patience. I have kept him here overnight. There are 22 patients with him as well, all in different wards of course. His interactions with the other patients are highly unusual. Asking them for blowjobs and asking them for sex was just one request made. Other requests included attempting to hit on the lunch lady in the cafeteria. We have now seen this very clearly.

When he spoke to me he was highly strung and highly odd. He was speaking in slang. He said one of the women he slept with was asian, from a London apartment, she was so petite and liked the nature of his cock. She stood up there for a moment and soaked it all in. According to her his sexual fantasies are too vast. Repeated in stalking this one prostitute for money amongst attempts to quit. Followed her to her apartment. Repeatedly asked her for nudes until she said yes. This young girl was repeatedly in the investigation room. Where her panties slipped and we could hear a sigh. She muttered some contemptuous things under baited breath and ran into the living room.

As the fucks started to roll in and we were all in the same room together ,the oxygen tank went up a notch and we were very happy with the way things were. Time and time again the repeated asking for sexual favours was granted to him. Time and time again he gave them back. One time. He ordered a red bull and asked one girl to ''Sit on his lap, bend over, sit on his face, bend over'' Until she was red in the behind like a lap dancer without any make up on. He then went to brothel where he fucked a priest and then fingered a maid from the palace.

I will keep you updated. In episode three don't go anywhere

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