Allow me to set the scene, its a cold January morning and I'm walking my dog in the park. We had been walking more or less alone for about half an hour when I noticed a cute girl from my class walking towards me. She's always really friendly so I already know she's going to say hello so I start to get super nervous (I have poor social skills by the way). Anyway I do the usual and try to play it cool. Try to walk with a bit of swagger and flash her a cool smile, this itself may have been a poor choice but its too late to go back and change it now.

Anyway things go better than expected, the girl smiles back at me which of course makes me feel even more nervous so at this point my stomach is in knots. She takes a few step closer and greets me. My internal temperature reaches what felt like 600 degrees Celsius honestly my face must be as red as the sun. I manage to stutter out my own hello, honestly I'm cringing just thinking about it. I am uncomfortable as all hell and she knows it. She asked me if I was ok and as I'm about to stutter out another answer I hear a beep coming from my pocket. I reach in and pull out my Tamagotchi, it must be feeding time I guess. Anyway the girl looks at me visibly confused and even slightly worried. Has she never seen a tamagotchi before?

I cant take it anymore, sweat stains start forming on my power rangers sweater. I can feel my fanny pack trembling, it feels like the whole park starts to shake. The girl is now beyond worried she looks almost terrified. The zip starts to give on my fanny pack. I look down at my dog and he almost looks as scared as the girl. I try to salvage the situation. I stutter out another pleasantry "H..how's th...the weather?" But its too late everything is out of my control. The dog lets out the loudest howl as as spaghetti explodes from its ass. I pick up the dog and start spraying the girl with spaghetti from the dogs ass. It really shows no sign of stopping I couldn't believe what was happening. I start screaming "HOW'S THE WEATHER" but she can't hear me she's covered in mountain of dog ass spaghetti. I need to get out of here. I attach dog to my back as make shift jetpack just as the zip finally breaks on my fanny pack. The combined force of ass spaghetti from the dog and the spaghetti from fanny pack start to propel me upwards and I break through stratosphere and into space. When I finally got home mum wouldn't let me watch Bionicles because I lost my tamagotchi.