How English Sounds to Japanese People

My favorite part:

Interviewer (in Japanese): Can you do your best impersonation of English?

Woman #1 (In Japanese): No. Tee hee. No no. I can't!

Woman #2 (In Japanese): Sure, I'll do it.

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ok please continue.

Woman #2: YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

Interviewer (In Japanese): Oh very good. What did you say though?

Woman #2 (In Japanese): I don't know tee hee.

Interviewer (In Japanese): Do you have other English you remember?

Woman #2 (In Japanese): ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Interviewer (In Japanese): Oh. I think maybe that one says a bad word.

Woman #1 (In Japanese): Oh I think I know some. I just remembered.

Interviewer (In Japanese): By all means, please.

Woman #1: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Interviewer (In Japanese): Wow! That is very good. What does it mean?

Woman #1 (In Japanese):. Oh I do not know tee hee.

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ok thank you for your time.

Woman #2: Does he look like a bitch?

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ok, thank you, that's enough.

Woman #1: Yeah motherfucker I eat everything. I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, every motherfuckin thing.

Interviewer (In Japanese): Good lord!

Woman #2: Where's my super suit!?

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ok that one is not bad.

Woman #2: Where's my super suit, motherfucker!?

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ah there it is.

Woman #1: I've had it with these motherfuckin snakes--

Interviewer (In Japanese): Ok interview now is over.

Woman #2: On this motherfuckin plane!

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