3. How do you feel about the other 31 teams in the league?

How do you feel about the other 31 teams in the league?

Listen up, assholes, because we're about to lay on the HEAT.

AFC North

Steelers: Fuck this team with a rusty nail. Seriously, this team beats us all the fucking time and we can't do anything about it.

Bengals: Vontaze Burfict is a fucking asshole. Cincinnati is the porta potty of the NFL. I'm also tired of all this "Red Rifle" talk. Andy Dalton has no soul and one day he's going to take one. Preferably from the Steelers.

Ravens: I like the Ravens. Mostly because I hate the Steelers.

Browns: This fucking organization is so stupid and shitty it actually pisses me off as an outsider looking in. Stick to the NBA Cleveland, where at least you'll get to the semi-finals before getting shit on by another team.

AFC West

Chargers: Their QB is literally the soul of a 5 year old having a temper tantrum inside an NFL QB's body. With this in mind, they decide to beat this 5 year old QB by giving him one of the worst offensive lines in the NFL. I almost feel bad for Rivers and the fans. Almost.

Raiders: This team is slightly above average on basically every level. yet, when push came to shove, there is not one super star on this team. However, this team still has the gall to be one of the worst fanbases in the NFL, second to only the Eagles.

Chiefs: Fuck the Chiefs. Fuck em good. This organization is shady as fuck. Andy Reid doesn't get how the fuck time works, and Jeremy Maclin shouldn't even be here. The Chiefs should have given their lose picks to the Eagles, because God knows they need them now.

Broncos: Horsebros for life. All that bullshit. But fuck Elway with a 40 pound dumbbell. But besides that, nothing the Colts can say. Horsebros. For. Life.

AFC East

Patriots: Do I even have to say anything?

Dolphins, Bills: Beat the fucking Pats. Do it. One of you pushes the Patriots out of a first round bye, and I will love that team forever.

Jets: So much for the Colts to lowkey love about the Jets. They're the arch-rival to the Patriots and hate the Pats more than we do. They're a nice organization. They don't have a bad fanbase; it's actually a pretty funny one. And plus, I live in NJ. So go fucking Jets.

AFC South:

Texans: Fuck this fucking organization. I hope your lobster tastes good, because it better be fucking worth 72 million. The Texans are the only organization stupid enough to completely overpay an average at best QB.

Titans: Eh.

Jaguars: Fuck this team. They're assholes when they're on top, but then are the first team to play the victim card when they're losing.

I'll update with the NFC when I get back.

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