How do you make friends as an introvert?

first, establish yourself as the alpha by commanding that kid at your table whilst also making jokes and convincing some others to join in. After you become the alpha male an gain some followers stroll around really confident and whenever someone talks shit about you say something assertive or get one of your lackeys to take care of them and while you're not doing that you should casually talk to people, VERY IMPORTANT only talk to other alphas and semi alphas; you don't want to tarnish your image, that also applies to chicks (only talk to hot and popular ones). Instead of saying things like "wanna hang out?" randomly which will make you sound weird, thus losing your alpha status make sure you time it right: an example would be when people are talking about movies, you say to your friends "let's watch this movie" or something then go to a girl you like and say the you guys are seeing a movie and that she should come. After this point you should be expereinced enough to continue on your own. IMPORTANT NOTE: For the first part don't bully the kid just establish yourself as alpha so other people look up to you.

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