Speaking of incredible, why were there several media accounts of DoD/IC analysts plan to hiring Russian hackers in 2012? For real though, what the literal fuck? Here's an awesome quote for you:

"— Наша задача — обеспечить тех, кто согласиться работать на нас, хорошими условиями. Америка никогда не жалеет средств на лучших мировых специалистов, поэтому мы уверены, что сможем убедить их с нами сотрудничать."

This from the very strategist who developed USSOCOM's Special Operations/Irregular Warfare curriculum--and you expect me to take all your private sector bullshit analysis fucking seriously?

But the anti-Americans won't be satisfied. They never are.

I'm not anti-American, I'm anti-sucker. If I had to guess, I'd say there's a non-zero possibility you're getting chumped from within by your own people, just like you did with the "strong evidence" Rumsfeld's boys cooked up about Saddam's WMD.

But hey, what do I know? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯