How do I hide the huge fucking bulge in my pants???

I'm about to embarrass myself, so I hope you're being serious:

A friend of mine and I have been on two sports teams together for three years. He has been to my house to swim a couple hundred times, but I never saw him naked until last winter (we were both 14 at the time) and I was surprised that his soft penis is shockingly big. How big? Longer and thicker than mine is when hard.

He wears boxer shorts for underwear, not boxer briefs, or briefs. He wears those underneath shorts, jeans, khakis and dress pants. None of his pants are tight and he never wears stretchy jeans.

The front of any of his pants/shorts are completely flat.

One on one, he and I talked about it once and he said that he thinks everything lies flat because his scrotum is looser than most guys and that his testicles are smaller than mine, so his dick isn't propped up by his balls. If your balls are big and not very loose, his method probably won't help you.

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