How Kabam Stole Christmas - Brilliant Kabam forum post (not mine)

How Kabam Stole Christmas Every Gamer who played MCOC Liked Christmas a lot... But Kabam, Who developed the game, surely Did NOT!

Kabam hated Christmas! But they sure did love money. So to make even more, they came up with something funny.

It could be their heads weren't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, they didn't think the players would put up a fight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all, May have been that their hearts were two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, their hearts or their doubts, They lurked there in the forums, ignoring all the shouts,

Staring down from their offices, with a greedy Kabam smile, The players gave them an inch, and now they wanted their mile,

For they knew every player that wanted to be the best, Would give some of their money, and soon all of the rest.

"And now we shall release the Gifting event!" they shouted with glee, "This week is Christmas! Let's take all of their money"

Then they laughed, as they read the complaints that such an action brang, "Those suckers will give us anything for a hopeless shot at Kang!"

They disguised such a plan, as holiday gift giving for the Alliance, Not thinking the players would know and protest in defiance.

Kabam needs to remember, tis the season for giving. Most cannot afford this event, and still make a living.

If Kabam cared at all about their loyal player base, They would remove this event, and the egg from their face.

Until the time comes, when they do such a thing, They shall be the company, that only cared about bling.

Now let all the players come together in holiday cheer, And for that silly event, let's not go anywhere near.

Merry Christmas!

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