My first run through of Breaking Bad coincided with a pivotal point in my life: I had just graduated from high school and it was time to start thinking about leaving the nest, so as soon as I saw a houseful of kleptomaniacal tweakers and what is probably the only depressing go-kart montage in existence, I knew that this was the lifestyle for me.

I tried smoking it at first but it seemed to aggravate my lungs (that's a one-way ticket to Heisenberg town amirite lol), so I started injecting it into my ass cheeks and have stuck with that ever since. I figured that the ass was a good point of entry because you don't spend a whole lot of time sitting on it as a full-time meth head. Also, who the hell wants track marks on their arms and a face that would put Freddy Krueger to shame?