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My brother is also a piss fiend when drunk (he no longer goes that hard since he had kids). Among the legendary stories were- he got home from a work party and his (now) wife was woken up by his stumbling in and the sound of him pissing on their floor lamp, when she asked what the fuck he was doing, he said “don’t worry, it’s just the prize bucket, we all got one”. It wasn’t a prize bucket. Another time he proceeded to stand on their bed and pee diagonally across it, from corner to corner, then curled up in a ball within one of the triangles and fell asleep. I’m glad for him and his liver’s sake that he finally grew up and out of that phase, and I’m glad you did the same :)

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