How do you not fuck up your entire college experience freshman year?

steal as much shit as you possibly can from the dining hall (especially brower - fuck you brower) so you don't have to buy groceries or get the abomination that is takeout. even if you don't need it, such as plates or something, you should be trying to take as much shit as you can because rutgers is buttfucking you with your meal plan and really, really shitty food. some good things to take are the cereal, which you can get a big bag and pop in your backpack and have breakfast. steal as much fruit, plates, waffles, whatever. you can also take the giant ice cream containers if you want a large supply of ice cream.

i also wasted a lot of money buying food from the student center instead of just stealing it from the dining hall. we get fucked by tuition and meal plans, so a good fuck you to the university is to deprive them of their shitty food.

the people who work in the dining halls (especially brower) don't get paid enough to stop some kids from taking food. the more you steal from rutgers the better you feel about wasting thousands of dollars on the worst food on the planet.

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