How often I picked up beer in 2016 [OC]

Calculating the money coming in. Here's a censored email I sent to those older brothers and sisters involved.

January 8, 2016 ABM Deposit
272.34 matches pay stub of [xxx job place 1]

January 15, 2016 ABM Deposit
899.10 matches pay stub from [xxx job place 2]

February 2, 2016 ABM Deposit
49.07 I remember I was short on money and a cheque comes in from a DRAM class action settlement. Where people who bought computers in the 90's or early 2000's could just apply. Did that months before. But it was like a fuck yeah when I got it. I had no job then eh.

February 2, 2016 ABM Deposit
545.85 matches pay stub from [xxx job place 2]

yeah so I went to the bank and put both those in. The [xxx job place 2] guy drove over here to drop off that last cheque. The [xxx job place 1] asshole kept 300 he owed me.

I was screwed before that eh.

March 16, 2016 DEPOSIT
6,911.61 Obviously the dad money

April 7, 2016 ABM Deposit
31.17 Not sure what this was. What the hell was that? I only get bills. lol.


Beer drinking summer, obviously


August 24, 2016 DEPOSIT
1,000.00 Was running low on dad money and asked [older brother 1] for some of what was left. lol. Meanwhile, spent how much on beer over the summer. wow eh!? Still had to leave some in there though for when he'd do taxes. So didn't drain it, what couple hundred left.

September 17, 2016 ABM Deposit
302.15 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

September 26, 2016 ABM Deposit
221.60 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

September 30, 2016 ABM Deposit
235.31 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

October 12, 2016 ABM Deposit
88.60 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

October 14, 2016 ABM Deposit
239.93 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

October 25, 2016 DEPOSIT
288.60 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

October 28, 2016 ABM Deposit
157.88 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

November 8, 2016 ABM Deposit
200.00 That's a cheque from [older brother 1] own stash for my birthday. Not dad money. Well technically some of his share. lol Same thing as if he worked his job for it though, and that sounds pretty bad. lol. That's a lot of work. Well, for me anyways. Him, it's like the morning before lunch.

November 18, 2016 ABM Deposit
700.00 Looks like the middle of the month getting worried about won't make rent, getting injured. Then [older sister 2] says to [older brother 1] oh I can have the rest of her share of the dad money. She thought it was a couple hundred bucks. I musta said, don't need it all, how much do I need to make ends meet. That looks like enough to pay rent, hydro and shaw and not even enough for beer left over.

[older sister 1] had said to pitch-in 200.

I think I drained the rest of my share, maybe 200 was left if it was 1200 and I already got 1000. So [older sister 1] would have pitched in 300. If that's the case she'd have 900 left. But I remember her not being pleased thinking it was only a couple hundred remaining meanwhile [older brother 1] was stashing what I think it was 1200 each.

December 23, 2016 ABM Deposit
247.70 matches pay stub from [temp agency]

December 23, 2016 ABM Deposit
627.20 This looks like, oh, I'm gonna be fucked again for rent. I think my share was already drained at this point, and the 27.20 looks like draining the rest of [older sister 2]'s share. Would kind of ballpark match the 900 or something I estimated earlier.

December 23, 2016 ABM Deposit
100.00

That's a cash deposit. Maybe that was [older sister 1] sending an xmas card? That seems to ring a bell. That's a LOT for her though. That's a lot of 6 packs though! heh.. If it's 15 bucks for a 6 pack, how many is that with 100 bucks? That's SIX, 6 packs she just sent me! haha.

I know that [older sister 3] sent me an xmas card here with 100 in it, saying oh late b day, xmas. Then when I went to [older brother 3]'s another card from her with 40 in it. I hung on to that until I'd make a trip to the bank to deposit it. Can't use cash at the superstore self checkout. So it isn't [older sister 3]'s yet.

This doesn't count for taxes but just uh, figuring out what I owe people.

deposits in 2017

January 9, 2017 DEPOSIT
225.93 I was holding on to cash till I went to the bank. [older brother 1] gave me some cash at Xmas, I think it was 100 in 20's. But if you do 140 plus 100 that's 240. What's this odd 25.93. I know it's not an [temp agency] cheque because added up already. Something fishy there.

January 26, 2017 ABM Deposit
500.00 This is [older brother 3]'s 500. He makes that during a coffee break. lol. Would take me 2 months slaving to save that, if I had a good job and no car. With a car. Would take a whole season.

February 16, 2017 ABM Deposit
400.00 That's [older sister 1]'s 400 there. That hurts. lol. Like pretty bad. I says, see that camera, it's like you just put that in the garbage. Meanwhile I spent what on beer? Twice that and then some. Do 400 divided by 15 bucks for a 6 pack. That's 26, 6 packs! ouch!! that's almost as much as I had all year!

Looks like I pieced together the bail-outs. Pretty bad though, [older sister 2]'s paypals were $2070. Then, how much from the last of the dad money. Let's just say the 1200 eh, I think that's what it was. The math didn't add-up though. Looked like around 270 short from her. I had estimated 900 left but looked like 627.20. Either way it's pretty bad. So 2070 + what did I estimate.. 300 the first time then the 627.20. That sounds like $927.20. Add that to the 2070, christ that's 2997.20 she just uh, "gave" me because I'm fuckin irresponsible in the first place. let's say 3000 bucks there.

That's a lot of 6 packs. 15 bucks for one. That's fuckin 200, 6 packs. holy fucking shit eh? Not as much as I drank all year but just the leftover dad money was the same right. Not counting the 2000 paypal, The last of the dad money from her was $927.20. And the total of the beer that I spent was $909.65. Looks like the same. So that's really bad.

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