How to Pass a Drug Screening: Easy Way

This is how i cheated my tests for 1 year and still do. but im planning on stopping this nonsense. The people are watching me pee behind me not infront. Its fucking terrifying actually. One time i was gonna do it and i was shaking a little. and he said if i was nervous, he could just look in my pockets and briefly in my underwears. and stand behind the door only peeking a few times. I dont exactly remember what i said but i started to shit my pants (not litteraly) and had to push my bottle deep down my boxers as it was OPEN! i actually spillt some piss, yes piss in my underwear. i was sure i had spilled it all and goddamn it was the most terrifying thing in the world. all worked out. Im so fucking sick of this stress with faking it im fucking done. one more gram of hash and i think its the end for me.

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