Ohh what a day it's been. Let's take a stroll out from base, shall we? Golly... the birds are singing, and my team isn't doing too badly! The sun is shining, and I should take my Lux down midlane more often; I forgot how fun she is to play! And I'm cleaning house, four items already, just call me the lady of luminosity! Wait what's this: the enemy Garen is trying to steal our red? Well Irelia is already on the case, and she's almost there. Let me just walk up and throw a friendly W over the raptor's ledge to help her out. There we go. Ohh what a lovely day, let's just walk on back to the turret-

IT'S ME!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

death recap: 2000 damage in 0.1 seconds

Oh no! I didn't even have time to flash or even hit Zhonya's, I hope my team can turn this without me-

ENEMY PENTAKILL

Darn it! I should have sold my boots to fill up a pink ward slot. And it was my own fault, you know, we really shouldn't over-extend more than two steps out from turret. We'll get 'em next time!