Here's what happened boys:

First, I got this bitch. I met her totally not while playing video games. She's 100% real.

We meet up at the walmart where I got my black lone wolf t-shirt. You know the one, the one I posted the pic of on here. Some bro alpha golded me for it. Yeah, I was wearing that one.

So, I pick up my bitch and bring her home. She's going to make me some rockin' alpha bell&evan's air chilled. Now, she's fixing the stove. I'm all, "Whore. Let's get some fuck." So I walk over and I touch her boobs. She's getting pap everywhere. We start smearing pap, and her boobs are like some kind of bags of sand or something.

I cum quick because who gives a shit. I'm totally alpha. Then, I'm like, "I got all this marijuana." So I get the needle out and we each inject five whole marijuanas. I'm all so doped high. And she gets the bell and evans and we chow down. Best night ever.

Here's the lesson:

1) I'm fucking alpha.

2) Whores love to inject marijuana.

3) Bell&Evan's is totally pro alpha.

Learn from the master, nerds!