How stupid are the people that frequent this sub?

These are the many ways in which I’m better than you: First, let us begin with Intellect/Education/Job Situation To begin- I’m smarter than you. No question. 2350 SAT, 35 ACT, 4.8 GPA (couldn’t get a perfect 5.00 because I had a sport). Some of you may argue that excellence in school doesn’t count as intelligence—however; intelligence is defined as the ability to ACQUIRE and APPLY knowledge and skills. Clearly I have gone above and beyond the call of duty here. My intelligence has already been acknowledged by colleges (refer to the next paragraph). Many of you on this site probably go to some shitty community college, if you even made it past high school. I, however, have been accepted into UCLA, UCB, Michigan, NYU, Cornell, Hopkins, and USC, just to name a few. There are those of you who already cannot accept this obvious superiority in intellect, and cry out that this isn’t possible—“He must be lying!” If you require proof, shoot me a PM and I’ll email you the acceptance letters, thereby crushing your hopes and dreams. Because I will be attending a top-tier college this year, I will have access to MANY, MANY more job opportunities than you. While you are probably limited to manual labor, low skill, low intellect jobs (at best) such as flipping burgers and cleaning toilets, I will be attending med school and becoming an anesthesiologist, making 300k a year to your 18k. (Feeling like shit yet?) Arguing with me will inevitably result in you looking like a Downs-Syndrome child, which Whiitepanda has already discovered, much to his dismay. Moving on, let us examine Physical Appearance/Sports It has been said by many people that Michael Angelo himself sculpted my perfect features and body. This is probably what enabled me to become ranked in the top 100 in my sport, which happens to be tennis. I won’t tell you where exactly, because some of you perverts will stalk me, and I don’t need more hordes of cheering, adulating fans. For those of you who have been repeatedly asking for a picture of me, one will not be provided for you to jack off to, for you are lowly peons who do not deserve to look upon my greatness. Let us now examine in-game: Because I have a life, I am limited in how much I am able to play WoW. I play 3-5 hours on weekends, and anyone who knows me will vouch this. 5/168 hours a week comes down to 2.97% of my time spent on this game. Despite this, I am clearly more skilled than you are, as Perry will attest to (farmed him down to…rank what was it now? It keeps dropping) Next, Religion. At this point, the vast majority of you have begun to accept that I am indeed the Greatest of all Time, and have begun to worship me as your new God. Let me tell you—I am an atheist, and do not believe in god or religion. Why? Simply because the existence of God would imply there was something Greater than me (and there clearly isn’t). The Bible is also clearly wrong—It says God created man in his image. ROFL. That was the edited version—originally it said “God created man in the image of Executioners.” I will now end this thread with my name, which is the closest thing you sad nerds will get to my signature. -Executioners As an aside: The “you” is collective and refers to everyone on AJ, WoW, and the world. The only people exempt from this are my homies (in no particular order): Blacktar, Tulz, Uglystix, Shendelzare, Cocoapuffs, Precise, Swags, Seestraightz,Paintrain, Metti, Savannahqt, Putsout, Qqless, Ice, Teik, and the rest of the fools in Special School.

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