How has a woman broken your brain with her appearance?

I worked for a company that had horrible deadlines. I was forced to work all night a couple times a month. To help me get through the night I would stop by 7-11 and grab 4 bottles of Starbucks Frappucinos. This became routine and I became good at carrying all 4 bottles at once over to the counter. I would put one or two bottles under each arm and carry one in each hand. One evening I was holding the display cooler door open with my back and loading up when a beautiful woman carrying a baby brushed by me. She had long jet black hair and smelled intoxicating. I didn't get a look at her face but she had an amazing figure. She was wearing skin-tight jeans and a form-fitting sweater that accentuated her perfect shape. She had the kinda curves that would make a man change religions. She stopped in front of me cocked her hip and held the baby in her left arm against her hip. She opened the display cooler door and tried to reach down to get a gallon of milk but as she reached down the baby started to slip and the cooler door closed. She struggled to get the door open again and as she bent over again the baby slid and she couldn't grab the milk. When she opened the door one more time I reached over and held the door for her. She grabbed a gallon of milk and in one beautiful motion stood up and tossed back her long silky black hair. As her hair fell away from her face a small whiff of perfume tickled my nose. I was completely captivated. She turned towards me and ZANG! My brain broke. Her face was monstrous. She was like that character from Roger Rabbit Lena Hyena that Bob Haskins mistakes for Jessica Rabbit. I went from a moment of lustful bliss to complete disgust. This was the first time I ever experienced such a jolt of emotions. I lost motor functions and the bottle of Frappucino under my left arm fell to the floor with a loud crash. I leaped back as it fell to avoid the splash and the cooler door slipped past my leg, I tried to grab the door and as I did the bottle under my right arm went crashing to the floor. I missed the door but it slammed into my right hand knocking that bottle free and it went tumbling against the cooler and crashed to the floor. This all happened in succession. Three loud glass bottle explosions and Frappucino splashing everywhere. The display door slammed and somehow a bottle fell from the shelf and crashed inside. The woman seemed to be as stunned as I was. She turned away and took her milk to the counter, paid and left. I decided I only needed 1 frappucino that night. I apologized to the store clerk paid for the one frappucino and went home and made my deadline.

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