How to write a manifesto

Chicken wings is where it's at.

Chicken wings are the future of our civilization and they will ensure the continuity of our species on this planet.

They are the only way to save the world.

I don't know how.

I only know they are a delicious gift send from the Heavens above. Jesus said: give a man a chicken wing and you feed him for a day, teach a man to respect the chicken wing and you save mankind.

Ooh.

Chicken.

Wings.

That's how you bring people together.

By eating chicken wings,

By eating chicken wings,

B y e a t i n g c h i c k e n w i n g s,

Because when we eat those succulent chicken wings, there's no time to suck dick. Only time to make room for Jesus' chicken wings. No Homo. And then, only then, will we have achieved World Peace.

Maybelline.

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