Green creature clapped his hands and generated shockwave, which shoved away every nearby object including two city blocks, sixteen cars, four traffic lights, five superheroes and one unfortunate postman.
"Hulk angry! - beast shouted. - "Hulk will smash puny people"
Then it stopped. Hulk wasn't best at thinking, but even he noticed that there is too silent. There was no one in close proximity. Only thing, that he could hear was his rapid breathing. When he looked around to find something to get rage off his chest, his ears picked up strange sound. It was like buzz of a big bee. In the next moment green guy spotted plentiful of drones observing him from certain distance.
Hulk prepared himself to leap at them with roar, but an instant before he could rise ascend to fall at his target, he felt pain and tripped. Before ground greeted his face, he noticed what harmed him. A mere droplet of water pierced his knee inside out. It wasn't any challenge for his regen, but it caused him to overbalance. And really pissed him off by the way.
"Now you made Hulk mad. You don't like Hulk when he is mad!" - he turned his back and was dumbfounded for a moment.
"Do you really have to show up so early in the morning? You may inconvenience people by doing that, you know."
Behind him was adolescent African American girl in black and yellow jumpsuit and domino mask. She standed near hydrant destroyed by his rampage yet not even ounce of springing water had fallen on her. But once green calamity saw an enemy in her, she could be even an infant. He wasn't going to let her go away.
With speed faster than human eye he was already next to her. She hadn't even moved by an inch, but thin barrier of water formed between them. Hulk wasn't even expecting to feel getting past it, when he swung his fist at opponent. Hovever reality can be sometimes a bitch, that really loves to screw our expectations.
"HULK SMA-"
Water was hard as hell and he nearly broke his arm. There was only one so tough thing he ever punched. Adamantium.*
Water strong! But Hulk stronger still!"
Before he managed to finish his statement all water in their proximity converged over head of teenage hero to become something resembling oversized amoeba with tentacles. Unfortunately for Hulk, he haven't seen enough hentai animes to know where is it going...
Needles made of strange, tough liquid pierced through jade giant like through paper.
"Oh man, what a terrible CGI. Are they really expecting, that someone believes it?"
Bob was looking at TV, where one of the strongest heroes - Adamantine - massacred some oversized, green bodybuilder. Do her sponsors not understand, that they are devaluating her with such obvious sham? He shook his head and turned TV off. But well, it wasn't the first time, when he suspected media of trying to make a fool of him.