Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

You heard it here first folks. Crude and mean, with no facts to back up their claim. Projection coming through each comment because they feel like they are on the defensive since I'm not biting on the sealion comments or insults.

Redittor being outplayed which causes them to have to get mean and double down.

The real question is, if I lit them up with all the reasons that claim is a pile of hot garbage, would they even understand it or just continue insulting me? Heck, would they even take the time to read it, since if they would have they could have at any point in history, thus negating any purpose behind the original comment, as they would know it is inaccurate.

But, alas, the dude is probably 20 and the smartest kid on the internet.

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