Humans of Reddit, what would be your number one Genie wish? Genies of Reddit, how would you trick them?

So many novice Genies in this thread. The point is to twist the wish into something unintended; not just add on "You're also covered in spiders."

Say the wish is "I want to be loved".

A novice Genie would go "Alright, but you're unable to ever be satisfied with the love you're given." That wasn't part of their wish. You just added an extra stuff aka "You're also covered in spiders."

A good genie does nothing but fulfill the wish, but to an extent that makes it bad. Hence the classic "I wish to be loved" being transformed into people having an unhealthy/creepy level of obsession for the individual. You take the ambiguity of love and turn it against them.

A great Genie grants the wish in a way that fulfills the intent of the user, twists it to a negative, and makes it a lesson. I wish to be loved becomes a great and loving relationship. Only you as the genie select somebody who will become progressively ill creating a escalating burden on the wisher. This fulfills their wish in a negative way, and teaches a lesson about what love truly entails.

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