OKAY for the first time ever, windows troubleshooter worked for me. It managed to assign my computer an IP address so now this is what I get from ipconfig /all:
Windows IP Configuration
Host Name . . . . . . . . . . . . : Alex-PC
Primary Dns Suffix . . . . . . . :
Node Type . . . . . . . . . . . . : Hybrid
IP Routing Enabled. . . . . . . . : No
WINS Proxy Enabled. . . . . . . . : No
DNS Suffix Search List. . . . . . : hsd1.wa.comcast.net.
Ethernet adapter Local Area Connection:
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : hsd1.wa.comcast.net.
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : E0-3F-49-EB-1B-F1
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : Yes
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes
Link-local IPv6 Address . . . . . : fe80::400:142a:673f:87f4%12(Preferred)
IPv4 Address. . . . . . . . . . . : 24.19.157.97(Preferred)
Subnet Mask . . . . . . . . . . . : 255.255.248.0
Lease Obtained. . . . . . . . . . : Friday, May 22, 2015 10:25:40 PM
Lease Expires . . . . . . . . . . : Tuesday, May 26, 2015 2:32:14 PM
Default Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 24.19.152.1
DHCP Server . . . . . . . . . . . : 76.96.95.20
DHCPv6 IAID . . . . . . . . . . . : 266354505
DHCPv6 Client DUID. . . . . . . . : 00-01-00-01-1C-EF-45-84-E0-3F-49-EB-1B-F1
DNS Servers . . . . . . . . . . . : 75.75.75.75
75.75.76.76
NetBIOS over Tcpip. . . . . . . . : Enabled
Tunnel adapter isatap.hsd1.wa.comcast.net.:
Media State . . . . . . . . . . . : Media disconnected
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : hsd1.wa.comcast.net.
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Microsoft ISATAP Adapter
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-E0
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : No
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes
Tunnel adapter Local Area Connection* 9:
Media State . . . . . . . . . . . : Media disconnected
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . :
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Microsoft Teredo Tunneling Adapter
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-E0
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : No
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes
Tunnel adapter 6TO4 Adapter:
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : hsd1.wa.comcast.net.
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Microsoft 6to4 Adapter
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-E0
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : No
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes
IPv6 Address. . . . . . . . . . . : 2002:1813:9d61::1813:9d61(Preferred)
Default Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 2002:c058:6301::
2002:c058:6301::c058:6301
DNS Servers . . . . . . . . . . . : 75.75.75.75
75.75.76.76
NetBIOS over Tcpip. . . . . . . . : Disabled
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My worry now is that the wifi still wont work, the default gateway assigned is not what it usually is on every computer ive ever seen. It's usually something like 168.192.x.x, but now its 24.19.152.1.