I think I just had the worst teammates of my life.

I see the 4 seater get started up north, so I think "great, sounds like a plan," grab the shotgun I picked up at a campfire and head up to join them.

This was where you made your mistake. Cars in Quickplay are almost always a death trap, with them being insta-kill machines, the rubberband glitch, and because most drivers constantly crash into things. :/

Not saying "it's all your fault" or anything like that, just that usually a Quickplay Car = Death.

But yeah it sounds like you met a pretty terrible group. Definitely a bad Tommy. Here's hoping you only meet good teams from here on out. :)

As for my own story, ugh do I have a story. I've met worse players than the ones described here, but this is biggest group of bad players I've ever encountered.

I was the Jason of this story, but it was still frustrating for me. I like playing against actually counselor teams not just picking on bad players.

Anyways, it was Higgins Haven, I trap all the objectives and then go to work on the lights, making sure to leave the Tommy cabin powered so they can get a call through.

With a bunch of knives in tow, none of my traps triggered, I head to the main house and find two Deborahs and a Jenny. Jenny runs away while one Deborah tries to attack me with a fire poker. One door smash animation later I find the other Deborah is still standing by the fireplace.

I walk over. Nothing.

I limp her. Nothing.

Not wanting to give them a chance at an AFK Tommy I leave her to chase Jenny. Jenny gets into a cabin and stuns me twice through the door. Right as I break it down my phone trap gets triggered.

I head over to find an AJ at the fuse with two Buggzys. The Buggzys run away, leaving AJ to try and limp inside the phone house. I let her limp away, replace the trap at the phone and chase the Buggzys.

One of the Buggzys tries to sudden attack stun me, but I block, grab him, and kill him while the other Buggzy watches from two feet away, doing nothing.

Afterwards the other Buggzy dives into a cabin. I break down the door and he dives out. He tries to jog away from me but I hit him with a knife. So he tries to sprint away. After he stops sprinting I Shift+Grab him. Pocket knife.

He leaves his weapon behind as he runs into cabin with a Kenny. I open the front door, grab Kenny as Buggzy runs away with a new weapon instead of helping Kenny. Kenny offers to betray the other counselors, if I don't kill him so I shove him in a fireplace.

I track down the Buggzy, block his attack and Grab. Another pocket knife. A trap activates at the car so I heard over there to see the Deborah trying to fill it. I grab her. PK.

She heals herself and runs away. I Sense and see that she has run to the Buggzy. I Shift over and Buggzy runs away, leaving her alone, with no weapon, and no Stamina. I hit Buggzy with a knife, limping him. As I grab him Tommy runs up and shoots the Deborah. Buggzy PKs me again. Instead of healing Buggzy Tommy dives into the river. I grab and kill Buggzy.

Deborah has vanished so I head after Tommy, who has swum to the main house. He tries to loop around the car but steps in my trap at the battery. I grab him and get a PK. He heals himself and runs into the main house, turning on his mic to call me names.

I check my map and see that my Phone trap has been PK'ed. I Morph to the phone house right as the other trap on the car gets sprung. I ignore it and head to the fuse box. Jenny is standing there, body-blocking it so A.J. can make the call. I Grab Jenny after blocking her attack right as the call goes through. Jenny breaks free RIGHT before I can use an environmental kill and heads in the house as I get Rage and smash through the door.

Thanks to the animations Jenny hits me with a bat and A.J. limps out the back window. Jenny follows as I get up and hear the sound of a battery being put in.

I Morph to the car and see Tommy repeatedly failing to put in the battery while Deborah watches him. He fixes it right as I grab him. PK. Tommy tells Deborah to look for keys while he distracts me so I go and kill Deborah. As I'm doing so he mocks me for falling for his trick and starts the car, driving the wrong way. I give chase and he crashes the car into a tree. When I pull him from the seat Jenny hits me with her bat and A.J. hops in the car, no longer limping. Tommy runs away to a cabin because "I'm not going to die helping you losers", so Jenny hops in the driver's seat. I grab her before she can start the car and A.J. runs away with a shotgun, not bothering to try and help Jenny. After I kill Jenny I find Tommy demanding A.J. give him the gun because he's a better shot. She shoots me so he starts calling her derogatory gender-based names and hits her with a wrench.

After I get up Tommy runs away from A.J. and into a cabin. I chase him and fimd him as he tries to hide in a bathroom. He starts screaming profanities when I swirlie him and rage quits.

I go to find A.J. trying to suicide on a broken window next to the car. Instead of going for the escape option literally right next to her, she decides to try and kill herself.

Before she does I kill her with a knife and the game ends in a very UNsatisfying 8/8.

TL;DR everyone but one player either refused to help the other counselors or actively tried to sacrifice others to save themselves, resulting in an unsatisfying match where everybody died.

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