Hey John, been a fan since the days of pixelated 240p peep-giveaways and Strawberry Hill. It's weird but I'm just so proud to see where you and Hank have gone after watching you guys all these years. You do so much good in the world, and you've genuinely helped me through so much.

PREPARE FOR QUESTIONS:

1) Do you have a favorite poem? Bonus for favorite slam poetry performance, I love those things.
2) You touched on your teenaged depression (? not sure if you used that word, but) once, when you were drinking only soda every day and not eating, having trouble doing anything. You've only talked about this very briefly, I imagine that it was a difficult time for you, but it was very cool to hear that even someone I looked up to as much as you did had been through something like that once. Would you ever be comfortable talking more about it?
3) I used to write a lot growing up. I've entirely lost track of it, and now I spend my time trying to train myself in visual arts. While I love all forms of expression, my natural ability in writing is way greater than that of my ability in art, but I just struggle so much with writing now, and sometimes I wonder if I should be trying to get the words back instead. How do you feel about different mediums in artistic expression?
4) Mildly related to the above, how do you feel about games as an art form? What about board games?
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6) What book -- other than your own -- would you like to see turned into a movie? Personally I'm waiting for Hollywood to remember Animorphs was a thing.

Whether you answer any of these or not, I hope you at least read this: Thank you for everything you've done. And Hank too, I guess, but hey who are we kidding, we all know it's all you, what did that loser ever do anyway?