IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?]

Just saying and I don't care if I get downvoted into oblivion for this, I'm going to go to strip clubs now for the sole purpose of drinking beer and not tipping the strippers. I've never been before but your attitude makes me want to go just to ignore them and piss them off.

It's like the above commenter said. I busk on the streets playing guitar and I don't get pissed at the people who stand around watching without tipping. It's not rude you're just self absorbed and think that because you're getting naked you're owed something. Learn a skill and then see how much it sucks to not get paid. I make less than you do in tips even when playing at bars and I don't get mad when people sit around listening to me play without tipping me. And yeah I get it you don't have an artistic attachment to stripping but at the same time doesn't that give me more of a right to be angry about it? I've trained since I was in 6th grade to do this. How long did you practice to be a stripper?

The thing that I think you're missing here is that maybe I didn't wanna purchase your service. Maybe I thought you were ugly and your song choice annoyed me. Why should I have to tip you then? Why should I HAVE to tip you at all? I didn't ask you to be there. That's the same thing with street buskers like the above commenter said. How is stripping any different? I would tip you if I felt you provided a service I wanted but I'm not tipping every girl who goes on stage a couple of bucks just because she showed up until everyone who sees me in a bar and who passes me on the street tosses me a couple bucks for something that I actually spent a lot of timing and effort learning to do vs. just being born with big tits and a nice ass.

TL;DR: Fuck you I'm a musician who plays in bars and busks on the street, if I don't deserve tips from every person who hears me play neither do you.

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