My first Zaw was a dagger. I named it Emo Wrath. Then I made a Nikana, called Edgelord Wrath. Then I had no idea what to call my Plague Keewar staff, made after the changes to the crit mods, so I just called it Crit Stick. Finally, I made a scythe called Edgelord Wrath Prime. In hindsight, I should have called it Edgelord Wraith.

Not very stupid but just nerdy is that my Catchmoon is called Megidolaon, after what's usually one of the strongest spells in MegaTen games (very high multi-target non-elemental damage). I also have a Gaze called Frei (light radiation damage), which I would have called Mafrei if I made it after they gave it the enemy chaining effect. (Ma- is the prefix for most multi-target versions of spells.)